My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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