But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
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