You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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