try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
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the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
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Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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