Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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