Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Randomize
