Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
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Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
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I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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