Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
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can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
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The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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