I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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