Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Michael Bay diarrhea
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor