Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
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Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
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i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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