My boss' voice literally gives me gas
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
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She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
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Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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