we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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