He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
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I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
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Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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