I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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