I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
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was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
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I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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