S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Randomize
