Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I wish i was in the wii world.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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