just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Randomize
