I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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