don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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