i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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