Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
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It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
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Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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