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hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
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I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
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I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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