i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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