Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
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i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
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Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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