i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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