chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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