? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
