It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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