I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
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Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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