dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Randomize
