How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
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New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
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That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
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