Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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