garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Fuck appropriateness.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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