the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
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Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
It's blow job season.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
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The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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