On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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