We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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