Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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