he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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