Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
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For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
So squirting runs in the family.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
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At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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