Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
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Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
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I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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