yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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