the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
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I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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