so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Watching her eat just hurts me
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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