Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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