I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
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Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
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I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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