I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
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just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
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Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Randomize