Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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