Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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